Confessions of a Teenage Drama-Queen

an update

2005-06-28T03:11:46Z

heeeey, thought i'd update, let ya'll know what i'm doin. basically all i do i sleep til 4 and then play video games and watch tv. kinda nice. hehe. peace.

here wit paige

2005-06-17T05:48:38Z

yo yo mofoas. yo soy estoy venido.

fattyolumpkin @ 2005-06-04T14:22:00

2005-06-04T18:24:03Z

so, someone wanna tell me what actually happened at ericas? cause i think it was alot of fun, but the version i remember cannot possibly be reality. someone do one of those fun little after-party posts summing it up with lots of =)'s and =('s and all the gossip and whatnot. that'd be fun.

i cut so much you thought i was a dj

2005-05-24T03:46:38Z

i'm sick of looking at the same entry everytime i click "recent", so here's an update. hehehehehehe.

fattyolumpkin @ 2005-05-11T19:59:00

2005-05-11T23:59:17Z

Televangelist
You are 42% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 32% on Rationality

You scored higher than 94% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 24% on Brutality

You scored higher than 80% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

fattyolumpkin @ 2005-05-02T21:37:00

2005-05-03T01:48:41Z

i am rediculously bored. i really have nothing to do. and i'm sick of computer games, so i cant even do that. and i've spent so much time on AIM that i cant even do that! i have nothing more to say to anyone! i with it were permanent weekend so people could go out and do things. but as it, i'm stuck at home, and cant do anything! aaaaaaaaaah. so in an effort to bring meaning to myself, here's a poll.

comment with yes or no

is brendon a fucking sexy beast?

the winner will get 10000 dollars. aka hot lovin from brendon

just in case you wanted to know...

2005-04-29T03:18:13Z

Your Japanese Name Is...

Mamoru Daigo

What's your Japanese Name?

yes, that is my japanese name. it sounds like some crazy shogun warrior evil lord or something. definately the bad guy in the weird cartoon. oh well. so here's a recap of my life in the time i havent posted:

decided northwestern for sure (yay!)
reached level 43 in world of warcraft!
got my wisdom teeth out...wow that was painful

yeah, that's all. today was a randomly good day. my last real day of school i think ever. all school is kind of enjoyable the last few weeks, cause i do nothing but chill out. naturally i'd much rather not be going, but still, it's been nice. arent we supposed to have a crazy shaving cream fight? is that later? is that banned this year? hm...all good questions. senior prank? i've always said i'd bury mr. clark's car under the football feild, but i dunno if that's such a good idea...maybe i'll steal all the lampshades from the library...or a green chair. just a single green chair and bring it up to my dormroom in college, haha. ok, so grad night tomorrow. i'm pysched. and that's all i have to say i guess.

fattyolumpkin @ 2005-04-13T22:14:00

2005-04-14T02:15:33Z

so looks like northwestern it is! yay! um...i just realized that's all i have to say...this is a really short entry...

college final reports

2005-03-31T23:28:34Z

well, here is the final report (minus princeton)

UF - Accepted
Brandeis - Accepeted
Davidson - Accepted
Northwestern - Accepted

Washington U - Waitlisted
Dartmouth - Waitlisted

Brown - Rejected
Yale - Rejected

so hm, those Ivies showed me who was boss. i guess i never really expected to get in, it was just a try. but hey, i've got 4 great schools accepted up there, so i'm good to go! i guess northwestern is pretty much my first choice at the moment, but we'll see.

poops

2005-03-31T02:02:20Z

so here's my college record, for all who wish to look at it

wash u - waitlisted
northwestern - accepted but i cant afford it
davidson - accepted without financial aid info yet

so tomorrow is dartmouth and brown, eh? and then friday is princeton and yale...oh god...scary stuff. i wonder what'll happen.

in other news, the band cruise is this weekend, which i'm looking forward to more than anything ever! even though i have to miss springfest, which i'm mildly dissapointed about, but it's worth it. um...that's about all that's new with me.

fattyolumpkin @ 2005-03-13T13:09:00

2005-03-13T18:10:17Z

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3 am and i'm drunk again...

2005-03-13T08:27:28Z

ok, not really drunk. i just dont have the stomach for it tonight, i dunno why. but mal and cat just left 2 drunken lj posts, but i wasnt there for that, but i decided to leave one and be origional but i just checked my friends page and they got there first, so....i'm just a follower. but yay! it's 3 am...i need...i need a higher tolerance...

fattyolumpkin @ 2005-03-08T17:45:00

2005-03-08T22:52:14Z

weeeeeeeeeeeeee. yay for exams. yay for life! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. i'm gonna draw a text-picture:

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fattyolumpkin @ 2005-03-04T19:24:00

2005-03-05T01:06:37Z

i normally dont do boring quizes, but i like this one. it doesnt look like a dull list, so i'll do it.

THREE NICKNAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Brendawg
2. Mr. Pump (only by ed cronauer
3. Brenda (only by girls in the musical)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Anecdoter22 (my brother uses it now)
2. Morpheus123
3. typhoon27 or something like that

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my amazingly panther-hunkish good looks
2. my hair
3. my personality

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my smile
2. my nose
3. my big butt

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. spiders
2. all scary monster/ghost things in general
3. anything that moves really really fast...like...i dunno.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my laptop
2. a pen
3. girls

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. my 6-year old green nautica shirt
2. my 4-year old green athletic shorts that have never seen a day of exercise in their life
3. socks...my feet are cold

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists):
1. Dashboard Confessional
2. Everything on that CD Mal made me
3. Brendon's Band...which i have yet to form

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. as lovers go - dashboard confessional
2. what is love? baby dont hurt me.
3. everything by tenacious d
4. the rent soundtrack

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. sex
2. pot
3. having an actual relationship...hopefully one that involves sex and pot

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. sex
2. no drama
3. intelligent conversation

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. understanding me and taking care of me
2. being a good dancer
3. being...really pretty

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I was a panther hunk
2. I was naked on erica's patio
3. I'm lead singer of my band

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. wistle
2. start a band
3. get a relationship to work for more than 1 date (it's my current record)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. World of Warcraft
2. binge drinking
3. girls

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. a girlfriend
2. a drink
3. to get out of here

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. politician
2. filthy-rich businessman
3. lead singer of a rock band

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. cocamo (from the beach boys' song)
2. paris
3. london

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. hana
2. patrick
3. kacie

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. have sex
2. make enough money to ensure no boutin will ever have to work again
3. become ruler of a country

optimism

2005-03-03T02:38:46Z

livejournal entries around these parts have been fairly depressing of late. my life is pretty much the same as all of yours, but i refuse to let it get me down. we're all awesome. i had a visit with a friend of mine from out of school, and she put it all in proportion for me. "brendon, you go to pine crest. you're in calculus bc. your life is going to be amazing. forget all the problems, they mean nothing in the long run. just chill out and have fun with every day." wise words...

life after musical

2005-03-01T04:26:55Z

yay for musical. i'm...how do i feel? i feel good. it was fun...and it's over...i'm kinda numb...just tired and...

world of warcraft server is down, so i have nothing else to do but post

2005-02-22T03:59:43Z

soooooooooooooo. my life has been musical. and will be musical for the rest of this week. but it's fun at least, even if it is lifeconsuming. school...oh boy, i give up. completely. i cant even...wow. oh well, at least it doesnt matter much. i just wanna go to UF anyway these days. if tuition is free my parents will have such a huge burden lifted...so that's prolly what i'll do. i mean, UF is awesome. i'll get laid every night...except for when i'm too busy playing world of warcraft. and i'll get a be a gator...all those people...it'll be nice. anyway, that's all that's new with me. i'm so into my music now...i have like, actually alot of songs. 13:16:01 of songs to be exact (that's hours/minutes/seconds). so yay. um...i dont wanna go to bed...but maybe i will.

ah, i'm a woman!

2005-02-19T23:24:00Z

Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male

Your brain leans female

You think with your heart, not your head

Sweet and considerate, you are a giver

But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

wonderful.

fuck you all

2005-02-17T02:43:01Z

go fuck yourself. i'm fucking [information removed]. i was a fucking panther hunk. i'm a fucking senior. fuck...fuck.

valentines day/winterfest

2005-02-15T04:04:03Z

hey all. time for a nice little entry. winterfest was fun. i was on top of the world for a few days there, panther hunk assembly, lead singer in the band...the dance was pretty fun. but...i dunno, maybe i shouldnt act the way i do sometimes, people that dont understand who i am dont get it and write me off as a creep. kinda pissed cause one little kiss from some girl who didnt even really want to was the most action i got all night. the whole no real big afterparty thing sucked. royally. went back to kristine's appartment, where i proceded to have a good time. but...same old thing as always. at least some new people were there to make it interesting. and now it's valentine's day. i kinda assumed that i would just walk into the dance and all the girls in the school would line up and be like "oh brendon, pick me!" and i'd just pick whoever pleased me most and she'd be my girlfriend and have a good valentine's day for once. damnit i'm sick of being single. but i dont want just any girlfriend, ya know? i need someone who really understands me, and who will always love me no matter what, and who takes my breath away everytime i see her. and right now...i dunno, the only people who do that for me are the ones really not interested. kinda sad how that works out, eh? whatever, i'll just keep livin my life the way i always have. something'll come up, it'll all work out. at least being drunk was fun. i think i'm gonna get a fake ID and just be drunk 24/7.

an entry

2005-02-08T04:26:36Z

hey all. havent posted an entry in awhile. kind of been detached from the livejournal world. been doing alot of thinking...i've decided i wanna be a poet. but not right now. right now i just wanted to tell you all that i'm gonna become a poet. but yeah, i think i've decided that's my calling. that or a super-wizard-dragon-mage.

stuff from the 3 day weekend

2005-02-01T01:53:47Z

ah, an interesting weekend. i'm randomly feeling like posting on livejournal, so you guys are gonna get a nice long post, full of juicy gossip and such. so, here was brendon boutin's weekend:

friday night: went to the albanese's party, this time i got hoxie to drive me, and i was planning on getting completely wasted and doing crazy things. but as fate would have it after about half an hour of being there the cops came, which was quite an experience. i was in fact next in line for the keg when the panic hit, so i quickly filled myself a cup and chugged it down (ha). then we all gathered in the living room and someone decided that if we all be quiet enough the cops wont realize we're having a party and go away. haha, it almost worked (not). anyway, they just kinda stood there and flashed flashlights on us and made us go away. so then as hoxie and i were driving away matt brauser told us to go to amanda viners house. so we did, but not before spreading the news of the big afterparty to cars full of drunken pine crest stuents as we shouted out the window to them. of course, later we found that amanda's was a small seniors only party, but oh well. anyway, that was fun, a bunch of peeps i dont usually hang out with, but they were cool, so yay. anyway, moving on:

saturday: rehearsal and then that night stayed home and watched resident evil: apocalypse and ordered chinee food with my brother. fun stuff.

sunday: rehearsal and then saw "hide and seek", which was really really scary. eek!

monday: reherasal and then fafsa nightmeres. oh the fafsa nightmeres...

:)

2005-01-26T03:18:43Z

dont have a whole lot to say here. just regular life, going on. all the stories i could tell are actually not that interesting or inappropriate for livejournal. so i'll just say that i'm good, to keep all of you content that live for my livejournal entries. oh, some nice convos today. one about the end of the world with mal and dave, and then one about nothing in particular with this other person. so um...ok, peace out.

an update

2005-01-22T04:03:11Z

hello all. been awhile since i've had a real update. i've been kind of hesitant to share my feelings with the world at large lately; i thought that maybe some things should be kept to myself. but of course, that's no fun for all of you, now is it? so, here's some things i think:

i should start being a better person in general. i mean, it's kinda fun to be lazy and apathetic and an asshole, but i think if i get motivated and happy and just start being more genuinely nice to people i'll just be happier in general. we'll see how things go.

the clarinet is actually fun to play. i might start going to band more often and stuff.

yeah, that's all i'm thinkin. also i'd like to have more fun, but i'm just busy 24freakin7. oh well, i'll just do what i can and make the most of it all.

Your Boobies' Names Are: Siegfried and Roy

Get your own Boobie Names

haha, yes. oh, another thing: at the brown interview today, the guy was like "why should brown take you?" and i couldnt realy think of what to say. i mean, i'm brendon boutin, i'm the man. but...why am i the man? i just am. there's nothing concrete i can cite as some reason i'm special. i mean, if a college could just follow me around for a day and see what i do they'd be like "oh, it's brendon boutin. he's the man." but i mean, things like "because i take my shirt off in physics for no reason and call my teacher "dario"" isnt really college application material. i mean, it dawned on me that with peers i'm the man, but with adults i'm not special at all, cause nothing i do is really appropriate for respectable adults. i dunno, i'll figure it out i guess. but that's what prompted me to think i should just be better at life in general, instead of being immature (and hilariously funny).

oh, this reminds me. i'm thinking of running for city commisioner of coconut creek. if anybody wants to help be on my campaign staff comment, and we'll do this. how amazing would i be if i got elected city commisioner at 18? i'd be absolutely the man.

junk

2005-01-19T05:00:27Z

i know nobody actually reads these quizes that people post about themselves, but in case you're curious to learn about me, here it is.

LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATER:	the incredibles
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW:	just finished some books, and i'm kinda taking a break...but i plan on reading "the alchemist" next.
FAVORITE BOARD GAME:	risk
FAVORITE MAGAZINE:	besides playboy? um, whatever video game magazine it is that i used to subscribe to but dont anymore
FAVORITE SMELLS:	christmas tree, beach, girl's hair
COMFORT FOOD:	ice cream mostly, but i prefer brownies/cake/cookies if i have any
FAVORITE SOUNDS:	dashboard confessional, doc u/mr. i's voice, trees blowing in the wind
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:	being helpless( i.e. on I-95 and seeing a big spider crawl across the windsheild inside and now having anything on hand to kill it with. also, being helpless as in knowing how something will end and knowing that nothing you can do will change it)
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING:	how horrible all sound/light/cold is. also i wish the bathroom would just come to me so i could pee without getting up.
FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE:	wendy's
FUTURE CHILD'S NAME:	hoxie. or maybe sebastian. or urban (my grandpa's name). or for girls, like, natalie, or hannah, or jennifer or casi
FINISH THIS STATEMENT: "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY, I WOULD":	invest it so i would never have to work again, and then get a penthouse in LA somewhere and live life in the fast lane, partying with the stars every night. then eventually i would settle down in a nice suburban city somewhere (right here in so fla, perhaps. maybe a nice house on the intracoastal or something) with a family and just live a happy normal life, but never ever having to work or worry about how i'm gonna pay for something
DO YOU DRIVE FAST:	comparatively no. i usually stick to about 50 on roads and stuff, and like, 70 on the highway. so it's mostly speed limit ish
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL:	haha, yeah. mr. elephant.
STORMS -- COOL OR SCARY:	cool
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:	2001 izuzu troooper, even though it's not really mine mine, and i dunno, it's confusing. i think in the future when i buy my own frist car maybe i'll change this. but for now it serves me well.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:	champagne (new years spoiled me so bad). but um, besides that i dunno, like...whatever peope hand me
FINISH THIS STATEMENT,'IF I HAD THE TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO':	form a rock band. and write a movie/novel/something.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI:	like, the big stems of the big broccoli? or the little mini stems of broccoli that is pre cut up? cause i dont think anyone eats the big stem, that's just silly. but when eating broccoli i dont cut off the florettes and just eat those, i'll eat the whole stem.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE:	i dunno, blonde maybe. silver?
GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR FULL:	full, ha
HOW MANY CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN:	i dunno, i've lived in 5 different houses i think, but all roughly in the same area here. i'm gonna take a stab and say 3 different cities
FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX:	my bed
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:	i dunno, extreme ballroom dancing.
WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED:	probably a monster of some sort. i dont look, i'm too scared
TOILET PAPER/ PAPER TOWEL--OVER OR UNDER:	i dont know what this means??
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